Ye Olde Elementary Days.
- Me : P... K... P... K... P... K...
- Kach : Pamumuhay Kristiyano!
Everyday's an occasion, then.
- Chara : Ow!
- Me : I like seeing Chara getting hurt. It's the highlight of my day!
The Tom Sawyer Diet.
- Chara : I'm hungry.
- Me : Eat your Tom Sawyer book. I hear it's really healthy.
Chara, Cunt, Clown... Whatever suits best.
- Me : Chara, tingnan lang kita natatawa na 'ko!
- Chara : Ang sama niyo naman, kinakaibigan ninyo lang ako para tumawa!
Kach is will forever be kach.
- Me : *referring to Chara/Cunt* Only... hahahaha... one... hahahaha... person... hahahaha... can... make me... hahahaha... laugh this much... hahahaha!
- Kach : So walang kwenta pala mga jokes ko?
- Chara : Buti alam mo!
- Kach: Tanong lang, saan pwede magsunog ng damit?
This is why I love my Religion teacher.
- January 8th, 2009
- Bro. Ed : What line from the song strikes you the most?
- Me : 'Gotta be conventional, you can't be so radical.'
- B : Are you both conventional and radical?
- M : No, I'm radical.
- B : Why, of all these lines, did you choose that?
- M : It's like it's saying we can't be different, you need to fit in! It's not right!
- B : Don't you want to fit in?
- M : NO!
- B : Yes, I can see that.
Piglet isn't as innocent as he makes you believe he is.
- We were talking about how naked some cartoon characters were.
- Yze : And like, Piglet, he's totally naked!
- Me : Fucking full monty! All he has is his ribbed body.
- Yze : But he has clothes 'cause there was this one part where I saw him doing his laundry.
- Me : Maybe he uses those ribbed condoms as clothes.
- *silence*
- Me : OH MY GOD!! Piglet's a fucking penis!
There's a new drug in town.
- Me : *stares at Chemistry book in horror* Wh- wh- why the hell do we need to learn all this shit? It's not like we're going to be chemists when we grow up or anything! *turns to Bea* Are you going to be a chemist?
- Bea : No, but--
- Me: I'm not going to be a chemist, nobody's going to be a fucking chemist! Are you kidding me? I see no point in all of this, seriously!
- Bea : It's all basic knowledge, really.
- Me : SCREW BASIC FUCKING KNOWLEDGE! I have all the knowledge I need, thank you very much.
- Bea : I reflected on that thought a few weeks ago. It's not just the lessons we learn, but the character you develop whilst learning all this.
- Me : So what, you're Gandhi now? I don't develop a character during Chemistry! Hell, I become more and more of my cunctating, lazy arse self in Chemistry! Does that count as character?
- Bea : ............Are you high?
